We just love watching a good Christmas movie at our house, but the rule is, is that we can't watch them until the month of December gets here. (Lukes rule) So we thought we'd share some quotes that we like the best. See if you can guess...
1. "It's Joyful and Triumphant"
2. "Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe you. That's why I'm gonna let you go. I'm gonna give you to the count of three to get your lousy, lyin', low-down, four flushing carcass OUT my door! 1... 2... 3 Merry Christmas you filthy animal...and a happy new year."
3. " Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
4. "It's just like Santa's workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms... and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me... "
5. How can you give Kris Kringle a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? What's next, rabies shots for the Easter Bunny?
6. "I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!"
7. "Hello Santa"
8. "Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see. "
9. "I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It's not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love."
10. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to kiss you twice and then linger on the second one. "
11. "Why am I such a misfit? I am not just a nitwit. You can't fire me, I quit. Seems I don't fit in. Why am I such a misfit? I am not just a nit-wit. Just because my nose glows, seems I don't fit in."
12. " ...What was the last thing you and Charlie did, before you went to bed Christmas Eve? We shared a bowl of sugar, did some shots of brown liqour, played with my shot guns, field-dressed a cat, looked for women... "