Funny Oliver

This kid. He is the funniest kid I know. I always am saying how Milo is the sweetest and Briony is the cutest and one day Oliver asked me what he was and so I told him that he was the funniest. He seemed to be pleased with that answer.

 

Here are just a few Oliver-isms that have happened lately.

 

-While we were all hanging out in the living room, out of nowhere Oliver says "I had Diarrhea this morning {pause} there was a pyramid of poop." 2/14/15

 

-After hearing Taylor Swifts popular song, Blank Space, on the radio Oliver asked "Mom, is it true that boys only want love?" 2/27/15

 

-One night when we were struggling to get Oliver to read he sat on his bed pouting and said "I hate my life." We had a little talk about how that hurt my feelings and how he shouldn't say things that aren't true because he's mad. He started to tear up and them told me he felt bad for saying that.

 

-My farts smell like old tomatoes 2/4/15

 

-He has a Lego calendar in his room and the picture for May shows a few Lego people playing in a rock band and another Lego guy dressed up for Cinco De Mayo. A few days after he turned the page to may he asked "Can Mexican people who like tacos be in a band?" It took me a minute to figure out why he was asking this, and then I remembered the calendar.

 

-"It was kind of terrible at school today because an army of girls was trying to kill me...but it was kind of fun." 5/12/15